Happy Saturday everyone! I've been catching myself saying the craziest things to my son lately and have been getting quite a good laugh. Today I thought we'd start the weekend off right with a good giggle.
* What's the funniest thing(s) you've ever caught yourself saying to your kids?
Here's my top 3:
3. "Sweetheart, please for the love of God STOP chewing on mommies tampons!"
(After finding K on the bathroom floor with yet another box of tampons chewed through.)
2. (K is putting all of his bath toys in the toilet and splashing around in the toilet bowl)
"We don't play in the toilet water. Bath toys are only for the bath."
(K grabs a handful of toilet water and begins to drink it.)
"No!!! PUHLEASE don't drink water from the toilet either. It's dirty."
(K smiles and in a proud voice proclaims loudly, "Mmmm....")
1. (K bites my butt quickly followed by my ankle and then leg)
"We don't bite mommies butt....Or ankle...Or leg."
(K bites his own hand then starts crying)
"It hurts when you bite doesn't it?"
(K bites MY butt AGAIN and giggles)
"Please STOP biting mommies butt. GRRRR..."
(K copies me and growls back, "GRRRR...")
Some people's kids, eh? I can't wait to hear your funny quotes!
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Have a great weekend and thanks for the comment love!